The List: Better ways to spend spring break than going on a trip with 17 of your friends

1. Teach yourself how to knit via a YouTube tutorial.

2. Take your cat to the dentist.

3. Try to recreate Amami’s Sriracha mayonnaise.

4. Watch all 331 episodes of “ER.”

5. Memorize all the U.S. state capitals.

6. Take up juggling.

7. Rewrite the “interests” section of your resume.

8. Apply for a job at the CIA.

9. Apply for a job at American Eagle.

10. After thinking about it for six days, decide not to apply for any jobs.

11. Search for apartments in Salt Lake City.

12. Call your senators.

13. Drive to see the World’s Largest Ball of Twine in Cawker City, Kan. by yourself.

14. Not think about all of the things your 17 friends are doing together on their trip.

15. Apply to be a contestant on “Wheel of Fortune.”

16. Drastically change your appearance to surprise everyone when you go back to school.

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