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University Public Safety cracks down on ‘camping’ this exam season

Hannah Paton, Contributing Writer
April 27, 2017
Filed under Satire

This exam season, the University’s Public Safety staff has made a vocal commitment to cracking down on students who loiter in the library throughout exam week. Referred to as “camping,” the phenomenon describes the actions of putting books on a desk, or placing belongings in a library study room to...

Overherd on campus

April 27, 2017
Filed under Overherd on Campus, Satire

“I don’t want to get too drunk because then I can’t watch the ‘Snowden’ movie.” “Hannah and I told people we were in Kappa so they would give us their Juul.” “If you want to f*** me, wait till I’m done dancing.” “The guy with the teardrop tattoo did not take kindly to m...

Thrill-seeking student waits until the last minute to reset MyBucknell password

Madeline Diamond, Senior Editor
April 27, 2017
Filed under Satire

Kevin Kress ’17 decided to add a little chaos to his life and waited until 11:59:59 p.m. to reset his MyBucknell password, lest he get locked out of his account. “I need to get on Moodle and Banner Web, so obviously I didn’t want to get locked out of my account, but I decided to give myself a ...

Five types of relationships you will have as part of your liberal arts experience

Madeleine Silva, Web Managing Editor
April 27, 2017
Filed under Satire, Young Love

The Doomed: This relationship will start right at the beginning of your college career. You’re just a wide-eyed 18-year-old looking for “the literature building.” And they are a wise senior who can find everything. Rarely does this relationship lead to heartbreak because of their impending...

Sequel to hit outbreak movie, ‘Contagion,’ to film at the University

Sequel to hit outbreak movie, ‘Contagion,’ to film at the University

April 27, 2017
Filed under Satire

Jon Meier, Staff Writer Carol Sheffield ’87 visited campus on April 21 to speak on a panel about working in the film industry. While she expected to impart wisdom to aspiring students, she also left Lewisburg, Pa. with something she could bring back with her to Hollywood. During the panel,...

Correct pronunciation of Amami sparks heated debate on campus

Correct pronunciation of Amami sparks heated debate on campus

Madeline Diamond, Senior Editor
April 20, 2017
Filed under Satire, Top Stories, Top Stories

DOWNTOWN LEWISBURG—Amami Kitchen & Espresso Bar, a popular spot among University students, has been the reason for a recent division of students on campus. Debate over whether the café is pronounced “ama-me” or “ah-mommy” has taken campus by storm. Matt Valdez ’19, a member of camp ...

Young Love: Looking for love in all the wrong places: Campus Edition

Young Love: Looking for love in all the wrong places: Campus Edition

Madeleine Silva, Web Managing Editor
April 20, 2017
Filed under Satire, Young Love

1.  The basement of Harris Hall, during your first year 2.  The third floor of Bertrand Library (the basement of Bertrand would also be acceptable) 3.  The Fall Fest concert (Spring Concert is not an alternative) 4.  KLARC 5.  The Library Café (just get your coffee and go) 6....

University seniors find love with one month left

University seniors find love with one month left

Mariele Saunders-Shultz, Contributing Writer
April 20, 2017
Filed under Satire

With the last couple weeks of senior year flying by, seniors Jack Greensburg ’17 and Molly Parkoset ’17 decided that it was the perfect time to embark on a new relationship. When asked about how their budding relationship began Greensburg said, “we made out a couple times at the bar,...

OverHerd

OverHerd

April 20, 2017
Filed under Overherd on Campus, Satire

“Come to our philanthropy and support domestic violence!” “Hang on, I’m gonna buy deodorant and some chicken fingers.” “How opposed would everyone be to me playing ‘Homeland’ softly in the background? I think it’s a sex scene.” “I thought I finally figured out my sexuality and t...

The List: Things to do instead of getting a summer job or internship

The List: Things to do instead of getting a summer job or internship

Madeline Diamond & Courtney Wren, Senior Editor & Satire Editor
April 20, 2017
Filed under Satire, The List

1.Go to a ranch in Montana. Breed geckos. Perfect your own Amami sriracha mayo recipe. Reconnect with your best friend from elementary school. Teach yourself how to code. Knit a sweater for your mom. Go through every item in your local Forever 21’s clear...

First years have great time at Open Suites, know they’ll sail right through recruitment

First years have great time at Open Suites, know they’ll sail right through recruitment

Courtney Wren, Satire Editor
April 20, 2017
Filed under Satire

Following the Panhellenic Council’s Open Suites event, many of the first-year participants were eager to tell reporters their thoughts on how their behavior at the event will impact their recruitment experience in the fall. When asked about her experience during Open Suites, Molly Marts ’20 told...

Student with unpaid internship realizes that some internships are actually paid

Student with unpaid internship realizes that some internships are actually paid

Maggie Carlson, Staff Writer
April 17, 2017
Filed under Satire

Kevin Kress ’18, a junior majoring in philosophy and art history, was sent into a panic after his recent meeting at the Career Development Center (CDC). Kress, who spent his past two summers interning at non-profits and museums, had always assumed that all internships were unpaid and everyone’s...

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