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Political Science & English ’17, Thornton, Pa.   One of Courtney’s three friends joined The Bucknellian during freshman year so she figured she might as well try it out too. She has loved it ever since and has no idea what she is going to do on Wednesday nights once she graduates. This past fall, she was proud to be one of the co-editors of the satire section and is excited to continue her track of begging people to write for it. She’s bummed that many of her writers are going abroad and is actively looking for new ones! ([email protected])

In her free time (which is not as abundant as one might think) you can catch her watching one of John Mulaney’s two comedy specials on Netflix, acting ridiculous in the drive-thru line of the Lewisburg Wendy’s, or begging people to tell her that she’s funny. She also enjoys bugging everyone she meets and is often referred to as a self-deprecating narcissist.

Courtney Wren, Satire Co-Editor

Apr 20, 2017
First years have great time at Open Suites, know they’ll sail right through recruitment (Story)
Apr 13, 2017
Roommate throws out all of roommate’s belongings that littered the floor (Story)
Mar 30, 2017
MGMT 101 student promises this is seriously the last survey ever guys and it will only take 1.2 seconds (Story)
Mar 09, 2017
Student parks in 15-minute parking indefinitely because rules don’t apply to them (Story)
Mar 02, 2017
The List: Highly recommended ways to introduce yourself at a career fair (Story)
Feb 16, 2017
University student’s toxic defecation results in evacuation of Bertrand Library (Story)
Feb 16, 2017
Panicked second-semester senior joins random clubs in hopes of gaining graduation cords (Story)
Jan 26, 2017
English major secures coveted finance job, School of Management students revolt (Story)
Dec 01, 2016
Liberal student returns to campus with different political views after spending all break with conservative family (Story)
Nov 17, 2016
The List: Discussion topics for Thanksgiving dinner (Story)
Nov 03, 2016
University student purchases first pair of winter boots after experiencing PA climate (Story)
Oct 20, 2016
Students sign downtown lease, try to forget about the previous tenants (Story)
Oct 06, 2016
Squirrel internally debates whether or not to jump out and scare innocent student (Story)
Sep 22, 2016
Students discover weekly newspaper after seeing reports of decapitation (Story)
Sep 22, 2016
Students forced to hide political paraphernalia during Family Weekend (Story)
Sep 15, 2016
Downtown café closes; students chain themselves to building in protest (Story)
Sep 15, 2016
The List: Things we would rather do than go to the Bison at noon (Story)
Sep 08, 2016
The List: Things that take longer than Brock Turner’s jail sentence (Story)
Sep 01, 2016
The List: Things professors expect you to have for the first day of class (Story)
Apr 01, 2016
Frackets You May Know (Story)
Apr 01, 2016
How to talk to your parents about your differing political views (Story)
Feb 11, 2016
A capella groups unite for B.A.C.E.S (Story)
Feb 05, 2016
Casino Night brings Vegas to Lewisburg (Story)
Jan 27, 2016
Students Win Big at Bingo Blingo (Story)
Apr 16, 2015
Thirteen ways to fray the nerves of Public Safety (Story)
Apr 09, 2015
Annual Showcase puts spotlight on choreographers (Story)
Apr 02, 2015
Eager girls forget to check weather during big party weekend (Story)
Feb 12, 2015
If you’re ridin’ solo this Saturday… (Story)
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