The Two Weeks Leading up to Winter Break: A Survival Story
Like most students, I was beyond excited to go home over Thanksgiving break. There’s great food, your own bed, family, friends, and most importantly—no class. I did not, however, realize how awful the next two weeks of classes would be. I’m not sure whether I just suppressed the memory of last year’s two-week Hell or if I underestimated how bad the two weeks leading up to winter break truly are.
I realize that everyone on campus right now is thinking the same thing, so I decided to put our universal thoughts onto paper and create a list of 30 things you think during the two weeks leading up to winter break:
I seriously hate school.
Why am I even in college?
Imagine the money I could have saved.
What’s on the final?
I have no idea what this review sheet even means.
I’m so screwed.
Maybe if I stay in between the white lines long enough, a car will have to hit me, I’ll get free tuition, and I bet my professors will feel so bad for me they’ll give me an A.
I’m out of Dining Dollars.
Eating in the caf today, #18cafswipes.
How many cups of coffee have I had today?
What time does the library close?
I need a drink.
What’s that new Justin Bieber song?
Am I a Belieber if I like his recent album? … Ok, thank god.
Hopefully I have enough clothes to last without doing wash.
I hate everything.
I have so much work to do, but Netflix.
Why is it so cold?
Is Domino’s still open?
I should really go to the gym.
Is it bad that I haven’t started studying yet?
I hate group projects.
Think the professor will notice if the margins are bigger than one inch?
The library is going to be packed right now, I hate people.
How is that on the final? We didn’t even learn that.
I’ll get a 100 in class participation … right?
I’m asking Santa for passing grades this year.
How low is a low GPA?
A for effort?
Just hand it in, I don’t give a s%@! anymore.