Swiffer your entire apartment
Passive-aggressively text your roommates about how you just swiffered the entire apartment
Go to Sweet Frog and sample every flavor
Watch the latest episode of “Dateline”
Google notable inmates at the Lewisburg Penitentiary
Reformat your resume
Delete the entire resume because you probably will never get a job anyway
Pick up the free New York Times on campus
Recycle the free New York Times, mostly unread except for the sections with pictures
Sort the paperclips on your desk by size and color
Stalk your ex on LinkedIn
Delete your LinkedIn because you forgot to put yourself on private browsing
Take the banister off your staircase just to see if you can
Volunteer to mow your neighbor’s lawn
Teach yourself how to cook by watching Paula Deen
Count sheep in hopes of falling asleep