“My crockpot was supposed to arrive today.”
“I can’t go to your Mardi Gras party I’m going to an accounting pregame.”
“Ya know I talked to that girl during rush, and I did not think she would wind up in Kappa.”
“You post some very woke stuff on Facebook.”
Tour guide: “Let’s get the boring stuff out of the way: academics.”
“ILY LIT.”
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