“I didn’t eat lunch today; I had Sweet Frog instead.”
“Vedder is just a communal hell hole.”
“I hate The Bucknellian; I just read it to hate on it.”
“Boy, I know you want to buy one of these henleys.”
“Well, it’s a slippery slope of divestments.”
“I don’t think she’d kick me out of Pizza Phi with ADPi. But AXiD is definitely on the rise.”
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