The (naughty) List: Semi-productive things to do over winter break
November 30, 2017
- Spend a day at your high school and visit every teacher you have ever had. Be sure to bring up a random conversation from several years ago that they definitely remember.
- Sample a day’s worth of food at the closest McDonald’s, and write insightful critiques on Yelp. The world needs to know your opinions on the McRib.
- Crash your 15-year-old neighbor’s holiday “banger.”
- Create a Tinder account for your dog.
- Set up a lemonade stand on your street corner and start to pay off your college tuition debts. Even though it’s freezing outside, you will have a monopoly on the market and rake in lots of quarters.
- Hunt down every friend you’ve lost touch with since high school and demand to know why the friendship ended. Present your findings on Facebook.
- Redecorate your childhood bedroom (which has since been turned into your mother’s office/art studio).
- Drive by the bus stop and offer rides to and from school. You’ll become the coolest kid on the block (or get arrested).
- Email professors to get a jump start on next semester’s assignments. They love getting emails on Christmas morning about the textbook list for their course in the spring.
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