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April 20, 2017

“Come to our philanthropy and support domestic violence!” “Hang on, I’m gonna buy deodorant and some chicken fingers.” “How opposed would everyone be to me playing ‘Homeland’ softly in the background? I think it’s a sex scene.” “I thought I finally figured out my sexuality and t...

The List: Things to do instead of getting a summer job or internship

The List: Things to do instead of getting a summer job or internship

Madeline Diamond & Courtney Wren, Senior Editor & Satire Editor

April 20, 2017

1.Go to a ranch in Montana. Breed geckos. Perfect your own Amami sriracha mayo recipe. Reconnect with your best friend from elementary school. Teach yourself how to code. Knit a sweater for your mom. Go through every item in your local Forever 21’s clear...

First years have great time at Open Suites, know they’ll sail right through recruitment

First years have great time at Open Suites, know they’ll sail right through recruitment

Courtney Wren, Satire Editor

April 20, 2017

Following the Panhellenic Council’s Open Suites event, many of the first-year participants were eager to tell reporters their thoughts on how their behavior at the event will impact their recruitment experience in the fall. When asked about her experience during Open Suites, Molly Marts ’20 told...

Student with unpaid internship realizes that some internships are actually paid

Student with unpaid internship realizes that some internships are actually paid

Maggie Carlson, Staff Writer

April 17, 2017

Kevin Kress ’18, a junior majoring in philosophy and art history, was sent into a panic after his recent meeting at the Career Development Center (CDC). Kress, who spent his past two summers interning at non-profits and museums, had always assumed that all internships were unpaid and everyone’s...

OverHerd on campus

OverHerd on campus

April 13, 2017

“Mom, I had the spaciest weekend.” “My dad asked me where my tax return went and I said I don’t know, probably to my trips to Italy, or Budapest ... where I incidentally contracted hand-foot-and-mouth disease.” “Now I don’t feel bad that I didn’t go to Mexico because it’s so nice...

The List: Other things that Sean Spicer thinks never happened

April 13, 2017

Dinosaurs The Great Depression “Hamilton: An American Musical” The Titanic (the actual event, not the movie) The WNBA The Boston Tea Party Sex for pleasure Darwinism Siamese twins Soft grunge The podcast industry The Hundred...

Roommate throws out all of roommate’s belongings that littered the floor

Courtney Wren, Satire Editor

April 13, 2017

LEWISBURG, PA—In a fit of rage over the state of their Vedder Hall double, Julia Judd-House ’20 told reporters on Tuesday that she took all of her roommate’s items that weren’t in her dresser and threw them in the dumpster outside of their dorm. “I just don’t understand what she doesn’t...

‘News organizations’ abandon journalistic integrity, promote personality quizzes

Charles Beers, News Editor

April 13, 2017

This past week, a prestigious New York City-based news publication with a liberal slant and a three-letter acronym announced a new initiative for its summer publication schedule. In order to connect with youth culture, the website will move away from well-researched reports on national news and current...

Young Love: Uncuffing season

Madeleine Silva, Web Managing Editor

April 13, 2017

Josh Miller ’17 sat in class on Thursday afternoon debating how to break up with his girlfriend of six months, Sarah Martinez ’17. The reason for the termination of the relationship was not derived from a lack of chemistry, but rather an increase of temperature—outside. In the last week, the dreary...

Taking shoes off in class now an expellable offense

Taking shoes off in class now an expellable offense

Madeline Diamond, Senior Editor

April 13, 2017

Now that springtime has officially arrived in Lewisburg, Pa., University officials released an urgent campus-wide statement on April 11 regarding warm weather footwear. After heated debate, the University’s Ethics Committee ruled that taking off one’s shoes during class is now an offense punishable...

First-Year student with Bible-thumping parents listens to Lil Wayne’s entire discography

First-Year student with Bible-thumping parents listens to Lil Wayne’s entire discography

Jon Meier, Staff Writer

April 6, 2017

In preparation for Lil Wayne’s upcoming appearance at this year’s spring concert, Heather Andrews ’20 has listened to his entire discography. From Monday night to Wednesday morning, Andrews listened to over 20 mixtapes, 13 studio albums, three compilation albums, and one extended play that spanned...

Senior couple ‘really hopeful’ about their last-month-of-school romance

Madeleine Silva, Web Managing Editor

April 6, 2017

After several rounds of Long Island Iced Teas on Thursday night, Chris Phillipe ’17 and Sarah Fitz ’17 decided to exclusively date one another for the remainder of senior year. Having met two Thursdays before, this seemed like a curveball to many of their friends. Phillipe’s good friend Sam Schipper...

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