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Jon Meier
Creative Writing ’20 Jon joined The Bucknellian in the second semester of his freshmen year after his friend encouraged him to try it out. He started out as a writer for satire and quickly found a hidden passion for making fun of people. As co-editor of satire, he looks forward to making fun of even more people, places, and things. This summer, he worked as the communications and media intern at Friendship Ambassadors Foundation, a nonprofit that organizes the Youth Assembly at the United Nations. While working there, he met young people from around the world that simultaneously amazed him and made him question what he had accomplished in his own life.

Jon Meier, Satire Co-Editor

Nov 16, 2017
Senior discovers international roommate is fluent in English (Story)
Nov 16, 2017
Jon’s Declassified: Holiday Edition (Story)
Nov 09, 2017
Former high school valedictorian takes the SAT to regain confidence (Story)
Oct 26, 2017
Jon’s Declassified, Volume III: Good questions, bad advice (Story)
Oct 19, 2017
Bucknell announces varsity Spikeball team (Story)
Oct 19, 2017
The List: Things to say to convince your friends that you like sports (Story)
Sep 28, 2017
Jon’s Declassified: Good Questions, Bad Advice (Story)
Sep 21, 2017
Parent banned from future Family Weekends for making too many dad jokes (Story)
Sep 07, 2017
Sorority chants accidentally summon demon (Story)
Aug 31, 2017
Earthquake attributed to nationwide cringe during Game of Thrones season finale (Story)
Aug 31, 2017
Five books to reference to impress your college friends (Story)
Apr 06, 2017
First-Year student with Bible-thumping parents listens to Lil Wayne’s entire discography (Story)
Mar 02, 2017
Fat Tuesday files for legal name change (Story)
Feb 23, 2017
Investigative report: Student secretly added excess amounts of Lanthil-Oxatin-Vernyl-Ethylene (L.O.V.E.) to food on campus (Story)
Feb 10, 2017
Donald Trump incapacitated by Chipotle because he refused to admit he wanted mild instead of hot salsa (Story)
Feb 02, 2017
Electronic devices equipped with artificial intelligence achieve sentience to speak out against Muslim ban (Story)
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