The Bucknellian

Amy Schlussler
Major: Psychology ’20 |

Hometown: Bay Shore, NY |

Amy is eager to continue her position as Satire Co-Editor! While she loves writing for the section, she enjoys, even more, reading the writer’s hilarious articles. She hopes that the section can bring its readers some laughs and looks forward to spending much of her final semester at Bucknell on the second floor of Stuck House!

Amy Schlussler, Satire Co-Editor

Feb 14, 2020
Gateway stairs turn to Gateway chairs (Story)
Feb 07, 2020
Help Wanted (Story)
Nov 22, 2019
Drive-thru traffic leads to a Starbucks boycott (Story)
Oct 04, 2019
Super Saturday to be held in Carnegie (Story)
Apr 25, 2019
#ClassOutside movement takes campus by storm (Story)
Apr 18, 2019
First-year frustrated with frats joins professors’ social scene (Story)
Apr 11, 2019
Campus blinded by really white legs following rise in athletic shorts (Story)
Apr 04, 2019
Student catches fire after walking into Rooke Chapel for the first time (Story)
Mar 29, 2019
Tour guides sign pact to pretend Vedder doesn’t exist (Story)
Mar 21, 2019
Graduating senior in denial applies for 2020 room selection (Story)
Feb 28, 2019
Student drops out after accidentally calling professor “Mom” (Story)
Feb 21, 2019
Student receives Valentine’s chocolate from anonymous suitors who don’t go here (Story)
Feb 14, 2019
First annual KLARC Fitness Fashion Show to be held this spring (Story)
Feb 07, 2019
University scientists discover health benefits of 4-day week after first snow day in decades (Story)
Jan 31, 2019
Fyre Festival alumnus plans guest workshops once released from prison (Story)
Jan 24, 2019
Abroad in the Burg: Returning Study Abroad students disappointed by Flyson nacho tots (Story)
Apr 26, 2018
Fraternity brother shotguns beer one last time “for the memories” (Story)
Apr 12, 2018
Songs to remember the ‘Burg after graduation (Story)
Apr 05, 2018
‘Two Friends’ seek a third friend (Story)
Mar 08, 2018
Five spring break destinations you can’t pass up (Story)
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