With Ava’s sarcasm, Janine and Gregory’s slow-burn romance, Jacob’s well-meaning obliviousness, Barbara and Melissa’s dynamic duo of contrasting yet similar personalities and of course the ever–concerning but beloved janitor Mr. Johnson, “Abbott Elementary” is back!
Season four is off to a hilarious start. The introduction of a golf course next to Abbott Elementary serves as a comedic commentary on gentrification and its effects on underfunded schools. Ava’s remark about the new white student being a “ghost,” given the schools predominately Black student attendants, with the exception of self-aware Jacob of course. It showcases what Quinta Brunson does best with this show: sharp wit in addressing social issues. The plot further reveals the stark contrast between the shiny new golf course and the school’s inadequate facilities, like the lack of running water, effectively showing how gentrification can often prioritize profits over community needs.
And we can’t forget about the bribe…
Seriously Melissa? All it took was an ergonomic chair for you to look the other way?
Anyway, we finally get Janine and Gregory together. After all the mishaps involving Tariq, Ava and her fantasy situationship with Gregory and teacher development day, they’re finally an item. I’ve got to say, it feels very rewarding to see these two quirky characters together. They just make so much sense. Who else could love the germaphobe gardening enthusiast that is Gregory? However, their cringy flirting is going to take time for me to get used to. “I like the way you pass that pizza” and “I like the way you hand–out milk boxes,” is just…appalling, but maybe that’s why it works for them.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t work for Mr. Johnson who thinks these two are selling drugs. Not exactly sure how he came to that conclusion, but I stand with him! Their awkward exchanges add a unique charm to their relationship making it feel authentic and somewhat relatable. Their chemistry is undeniable and it’s heartwarming to witness their slow-burn romance blossom among the chaos of Abbott Elementary.
Speaking of chaos, RINGWORM?
I couldn’t stop laughing at Barbara’s supposed immunity. I knew she would end up getting it, but it was hilarious to hear her insist that she was protected by Jesus. I also couldn’t help but wonder if this had been her plan all along—to leave school early because she gets “a halo of God” (ringworm), a sign she has to go home. She literally shook the hand of a kid she knew had escaped the floor of patient zero!
What was even funnier was Jacob genuinely believing he was a great teacher because his students called him Draconian for upholding the school lockdown. Like, Jacob, keep the kids in the classroom, please! That’s probably why he ended up with ringworm all over his body! His antics never fail to add a layer of absurdity to the show, proving once again that sometimes the best intentions lead to the worst outcomes.
These first two episodes were great! They fit in perfectly with earlier seasons and the punchlines are just as hilarious, but I’m really excited for the upcoming crossover with “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.” Imagining Mac and Frank with kids is extremely concerning, Charlie on the other hand will fit right in—he’s got the same chaotic energy as the students and, well, a brain the size of pea! I can’t wait to see how the worlds of Abbot Elementary and Paddy’s Pub collide. Looking forward to it!