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Charles Beers
Computer Science and Creative Writing ’19 Charles joined The Bucknellian staff in his first semester at the University as a news writer looking to hone his writing abilities and highlight all of the unique experiences to be found on campus. In his sophomore year, he served as assistant news editor to Elizabeth Worthington in the fall and then news editor in the spring, bonding with his fellow members of the executive board, spending way too much time trying to make relevant puns in his headlines, and getting the Hamilton soundtrack stuck in his head after six non-stop months of production nights. This summer, Charles studied at the Yale Writers’ Conference with other writers from across the country, sustained a traumatic number of water-balloon-related injuries while working summer camp, and practiced Greek for his upcoming study abroad trip to Athens in the spring. The longest sentence he has managed to speak aloud is: “to kompiúter íne sto psiyío, efharistó” (the computer is in the refrigerator, thank you).

Charles Beers, Satire Co-Editor

Nov 16, 2017
University Thanksgiving Day parade slated for this holiday season (Story)
Nov 16, 2017
This year’s satire in 280-character tweets (Story)
Nov 09, 2017
A night with the presidents turns into fierce rap battle (Story)
Nov 09, 2017
Who are the Amigos? (Story)
Nov 02, 2017
‘The Bucknellian’ sitcom coming to NBC (Story)
Oct 19, 2017
Fraternities sign initiative to turn downtown houses into eco-friendly saunas (Story)
Oct 19, 2017
President Trump reveals prototype wall built solely out of Legos (Story)
Oct 05, 2017
Introducing Bucknellopoly (Story)
Sep 21, 2017
Ben & Jerry’s announces new University-themed ice cream flavor (Story)
Sep 14, 2017
University releases plans to sell personalized iPhone Xs, effective 2018 (Story)
Sep 14, 2017
Intense Friday night study session shut down by PSAFE (Story)
Sep 14, 2017
First-year still thinks he’s on a college sitcom (Story)
Sep 07, 2017
Students gain superpowers after viewing eclipse through kaleidoscope glasses (Story)
Sep 07, 2017
Professor leaves class for five minutes, returns to find Smirnoff Ice in chair (Story)
Aug 31, 2017
University unveils plans for Academic North by Northwest in downtown Lewisburg (Story)
Aug 31, 2017
Interview against humanity (Story)
Apr 13, 2017
‘News organizations’ abandon journalistic integrity, promote personality quizzes (Story)
Apr 13, 2017
Griot Institute sponsors Caribbean outreach program to foster empathy, community (Story)
Apr 06, 2017
Members of President’s Sustainability Council discuss plans, respond to criticism (Story)
Mar 30, 2017
House Party Weekend: Four years later (Story)
Mar 30, 2017
Joint poetry and fiction reading by English professors highlights creative talents (Story)
Mar 09, 2017
Lights, camera, fire: Arts Residential College bus trip sidelined (Story)
Feb 09, 2017
Sexual assault case proves false, investigation ongoing (Story)
Feb 02, 2017
What Trump’s immigration ban means for international students (Story)
Jan 26, 2017
In Memoriam: Beth Bouchard (Story)
Dec 01, 2016
Letter of demands seeks to create sanctuary against hate (Story)
Nov 17, 2016
Room for change: Housing Services set to transform University’s room selection process (Story)
Oct 20, 2016
A new home for news (Story)
Sep 08, 2016
Students engage in wide variety of summer internships (Story)
Apr 28, 2016
University celebrates 400th anniversary of Shakespeare’s death (Story)
Apr 21, 2016
David Roediger challenges student perceptions of the middle class (Story)
Apr 14, 2016
Spring has sprung: Spring Awakening musical promises to captivate audience this weekend (Story)
Apr 14, 2016
Gravitational waves discovered, Universe exploration continues (Story)
Apr 07, 2016
8th annual pre-law panel: Alumni offer insight to aspiring lawyers (Story)
Mar 31, 2016
Card Services and Student Transit relocate (Story)
Mar 10, 2016
New academic journal provides outlet for excellence (Story)
Mar 03, 2016
Peggy Grande empowers students to unlearn boredom (Story)
Feb 25, 2016
Walk toward the fire: Conservative scholar challenges liberal views (Story)
Feb 18, 2016
Preview: Annual sustainability symposium (Story)
Feb 11, 2016
Anticipation builds for acclaimed scientist personality’s arrival (Story)
Feb 11, 2016
A spotlight on Zika: what it is, what it does, and why it matters (Story)
Feb 05, 2016
Alumnae discuss careers in literary publishing (Story)
Jan 27, 2016
Suspicious email (Story)
Dec 03, 2015
Different Perspectives Create Interesting Lessons (Story)
Nov 16, 2015
Bertschmann, Collins head University Communications as undergrad interns (Story)
Nov 12, 2015
Mwaba, Mohammed, appointed as college of arts and sciences’ undergraduate executive interns (Story)
Oct 29, 2015
Students, alumni celebrate newly-moved First Night (Story)
Oct 28, 2015
Writing Center holds final Personal Statement workshop of semester (Story)
Oct 01, 2015
Race Kiosk drives students toward immaterial differences (Story)
Sep 17, 2015
BSG discusses alcohol use, campus safety, and introduces committee slates (Story)
Sep 02, 2015
Badal assumes new title as Dean of Students (Story)
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