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Bucknell increases cost to roughly $80k per year
March 10, 2023
Author Ann Leary speaks about writing process at forum event
March 10, 2023
Bucknell developing new A.I. chatbot for L&IT
March 10, 2023
Bucknell to host TEDx after spring break
March 10, 2023
From the Archives: The Bucknellian-BSG War of 1984
February 24, 2023
Confusion lingers over students’ understanding of the Board of Trustees
February 10, 2023
Housing applications and on-campus parking feeling pressure of growing class sizes
October 28, 2022
Bucknell raised nearly $400 million in 10 years, here’s how
October 21, 2022
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February 24, 2023
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February 17, 2023
IC4A and ECAC Championships for Women’s and Men’s Track and Field
March 10, 2023
Women’s Basketball’s season ends in league quarterfinals
March 10, 2023
Women’s Water Polo travels to Ann Arbor
March 10, 2023
Men’s Lacrosse falls to Marist
March 10, 2023
Athlete of the Week: Dylan Chappell ‘25
March 10, 2023
Athlete of the Week: Meghan Quinn ’24
March 3, 2023
Athlete of the Week: Sabrina Vumbacco ‘23
February 24, 2023
Athlete of the Week: Cecelia Collins ‘25
February 17, 2023
NFL Free Agency Signings Begin
March 10, 2023
The rise of the New York Knicks
March 3, 2023
NBA All-Stars: Talent vs. Competition
February 24, 2023
Kansas City takes Super Bowl LVII
February 17, 2023
Got milk? Are you sure?
March 10, 2023
Digital cameras, a time capsule dug up
March 10, 2023
The reality of being sick at college
March 10, 2023
Student loan relief plan faces backlash in the Supreme Court
March 10, 2023
Editorial: responses to the Roe v. Wade campus forum
July 14, 2022
Editorial: the printed page in the Information Age
April 29, 2022
Editorial: An aggravating election and an uncertain future
November 5, 2020
Editorial: Stop manufacturing a greater mission from 9/11
September 9, 2020
Students clean out egg bar, chef gives them live chickens instead
March 10, 2023
Aristotle, Socrates and Plato crash “Meet the Greeks” event
March 10, 2023
Tuition over 80k? Here’s why Bucknell needs extra cash
March 10, 2023
Bucknell enters its Hot Girl Era
March 10, 2023
Enrolled Students Day
March 10, 2023
Women’s History Month 2023 at Bucknell
March 10, 2023
Black Arts Fest 2023
March 3, 2023
Bucknell club sports and how to join
March 3, 2023
Models take stage for BSU Fashion Show
March 3, 2023
Fall Fest 2022
February 22, 2023
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Maximus Bean, Satire Editor
Major
: Creative Writing '24
Minor
: Legal Studies
Hometown
: Belmar, NJ
All content by Maximus Bean
Bucknell to host TEDx after spring break
Maximus Bean
, News Co-Editor
March 10, 2023
Denice Frohman reads poetry at Uptown
Maximus Bean
, News Co-Editor
March 10, 2023
Bucknell professor captures photos of green comet
Maximus Bean
, News Co-Editor
March 3, 2023
Griot Institute hosts incoming VP of Equity & Inclusive Excellence Vernese Edghill-Walden ‘87
Maximus Bean
and
Michael Taromina
March 3, 2023
Class of 2023 tribute starts construction
Maximus Bean
, News Co-Editor
February 24, 2023
From the Archives: The Bucknellian-BSG War of 1984
Maximus Bean
, News Co-Editor
February 24, 2023
Eric Deggans and Shirley Lim attend legacies debut
Maximus Bean
, News Co-Editor
February 17, 2023
Bucknell named a top producer of Fulbright Scholars
Maximus Bean
, News Co-Editor
February 17, 2023
Polar Plunge makes splash in Lewisburg
Maximus Bean
, News Co-Editor
February 10, 2023
Bucknell Winter Showcase presents ‘The One Act Play That Goes Wrong’
Maximus Bean
, News Co-Editor
February 3, 2023
Laura Villareal presents the Drew Darrow Memorial Poetry Reading
Maximus Bean
, News Co-Editor
February 3, 2023
Dean Badal announces updated mental health programs
Maximus Bean
, News Co-Editor
February 3, 2023
Flo Rida and Yung Gravy to perform at Bucknell’s Spring Concert
Maximus Bean
, News Co-Editor
January 26, 2023
Thanksgiving Leftovers Temporarily Solve Food Insecurity
Maximus Bean
, Satire Editor
December 2, 2022
Festivus event mobbed by people who’ve never seen Seinfeld
Maximus Bean
, Satire Editor
December 2, 2022
Students cutting class surprised by failing grades
Maximus Bean
, Satire Editor
November 19, 2022
Sudden snowfall causes catastrophe for Thanksgiving breakers
Maximus Bean
, Satire Editor
November 19, 2022
Bucknell fall semester guests, here are our suggestions
Maximus Bean
, Satire Editor
November 11, 2022
Sports scholarships finally paying off, Bucknell Football Team won for once
Maximus Bean
, Satire Editor
November 4, 2022
Drunk frat guys heckle Lewisburg Minor League Dragons game
Maximus Bean
, Satire Editor
November 4, 2022
Library adjusts floor rules for students whispering “Boo!”
Maximus Bean
, Satire Editor
October 28, 2022
PETA activist on campus: Cannibalism over Carnivorism
Maximus Bean
, Satire Section Editor
October 21, 2022
Wholesome! Department Professors Align Midterm Dates for Same Day
Maximus Bean
, Satire Editor
October 7, 2022
Professor Brent Papson starts up “Event Prep 101” Class next Semester
Maximus Bean
, Satire Editor
October 7, 2022
Freshmen start up paper out of dorms, rehash recent events and post it everywhere on campus
Maximus Bean
, Satire Section Editor
September 30, 2022
Condoleezza Rice Zooms in for American Democracy Event; Silent on State of Democracy in Iraq
Maximus Bean
, Satire Section Editor
September 16, 2022
Overherd on Campus: First-Year Women fighting to be this week’s Fraternity Bowling “Chauffeur”
Maximus Bean
, Satire Content Editor
September 16, 2022
Samek Art Gallery unveils newest exhibition: It’s literally just words
Maximus Bean
, Satire Content Editor
September 9, 2022
Students in Vedder surprised by distinct lack of black mold (and other consequences)
Maximus Bean
, Satire Section Editor
September 2, 2022
Secret Scientific Lab Successfully Clones Winston Churchill, who was Previously Dead
Maximus Bean
April 29, 2022
Students lay out “prank eggs” during Easter egg hunt
Maximus Bean
, Satire Co-Editor
April 22, 2022
To Solve the housing crisis, University establishes “Housing Boats” on the Susquehanna
Maximus Bean
, Satire Co-Editor
April 22, 2022
Neon Niche: Why Mountain Dew is the perfect modern soft drink
Maximus Bean
, Satire Co-Editor
April 15, 2022
Here’s some time periods from the “Through the Decades” event that didn’t make the cut
Maximus Bean
, Satire Co-Editor
April 15, 2022
Teachers flip the script by skipping class for April Fools’
Maximus Bean
, Satire Co-Editor
April 8, 2022
Amami releases new “Adrena-ccino” to student customers
Maximus Bean
, Satire Co-Editor
April 8, 2022
Oh No! Brent Papson retires!
Maximus Bean
, Satire Co-Editor
April 1, 2022
If you don’t know news, stick to satire folks
Maximus Bean
, Satire Co-Editor
April 1, 2022
As cherry blossoms sprout, hay fever sets in for endangered student population
Maximus Bean
, Satire Co-Editor
March 25, 2022
In courageous new legislation, all bears banned for their synonymy with Russia
Maximus Bean
, Satire Co-Editor
March 25, 2022
Satire: Letter from a concerned citizen
Jovial Brawnson
and
Maximus Bean
March 4, 2022
Man only reads Tabloids to Avoid any Real News
Maximus Bean
, Satire Co-Editor
March 4, 2022
End of Party Restrictions leads to Largest Rager ever seen by Administration
Maximus Bean
, Satire Co-Editor
February 25, 2022
Astonishing Report Reveals Winston Churchill is still Dead One Week later
Maximus Bean
, Satire Co-Editor
February 18, 2022
Recent Winston Churchill panel reveals former Prime Minister dead: Shocking report
Maximus Bean
, Satire Co-Editor
February 11, 2022
American truckers join Canadian convoy rerouting to Ottawa: freedom at what cost?
Maximus Bean
, Satire Co-Editor
February 4, 2022
Students Desperate to keep Holidays going create Fake Celebration On-Campus
Maximus Bean
, Satire Co-Editor
January 28, 2022
Irresponsible Late-Night Sledding leads to Traffic Jam; Multiple injured
Maximus Bean
, Satire Co-Editor
January 28, 2022
Student enrolls in localized Squid Game competition for campus dollars payout
Maximus Bean
, Senior Writer
December 1, 2021
Increase in mental health services when students struggle to adapt to life at home
Maximus Bean
November 17, 2021
Global warming isn’t real: The awful truth about what you’ve been hearing
Maximus Bean
, Senior Writer
November 10, 2021
Everybody’s a critic! Professor faces backlash after waterboarding student
Maximus Bean
, Senior Writer
November 3, 2021
Due to cybersecurity threats, University installs extra-safe login credentials
Maximus Bean
, Senior Writer
October 27, 2021
Opinions Writer praises Jordan Peterson’s speech, is Banished from Newspaper
Maximus Bean
, Senior Writer
October 20, 2021
Easy There! Christmas Decorations Already Up Before Halloween
Maximus Bean
, Senior Writer
October 6, 2021
Why is Everybody Coughing?
Maximus Bean
, Senior Writer
September 29, 2021
Peace and Quiet Enjoyed by Lewisburg Residents Comes to Screeching Halt
Maximus Bean
, Senior Writer
September 22, 2021
Student Health: Why Does it Matter?
Maximus Bean
, Senior Writer
September 15, 2021
Don’t Worry! Here is What Your Tuition Money is Going Towards
Maximus Bean
, Senior Writer
September 8, 2021
Political Science Student Has to Pretend to Read the News
Maximus Bean
, Senior Writer
September 1, 2021
Recent Poll finds College Friendships Dropped by 20 Percent Following Relaxed Masking Policies
Maximus Bean
, Senior Writer
September 1, 2021
Professors angry about reduction in COVID cases
Maximus Bean
, Staff Writer
March 3, 2021
Local snowfall causes inconvenience for everyone
Maximus Bean
, Staff Writer
February 17, 2021
HEARTWARMING! Local professor gives rousing speech amidst COVID chaos
Maximus Bean
, Contributing Writer
February 10, 2021
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