1. Your Illesteva Leonard Tortoise sunglasses.

2. Your Prada sunglasses.  They were a birthday gift.

3. Your other sunglasses.

4. Your insulated tumbler cup.

5. Your Beats by Dr. Dre headphones.

6. Your iPad Mini.

7. Your FENDI water pipe.

8. Your winter jacket, that was last seen in the microwave at the Gamma Gamma Gamma fraternity house.

9. Your wallet with BUID, credit card, debit card, and $50.00 in cash.

10. Your black iPhone 5. Identifier: cracked screen.

11. Your dignity. Last seen: Pink Stucco.