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Ambitious student already preparing to explain failing grades to parents

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
May 5, 2021

Shocking! Senioritis rages across University

Max Bean, Senior Writer
May 5, 2021

How to cope with losing your favorite Super cup

Bridgette Simpson, Satire Co-Editor
May 5, 2021

How to: Peaking

Ted Kennedy, Contributing Writer
May 5, 2021

Kyle’s Korner: Tough Year

Kyle Putt, Graphic Artist
May 5, 2021

The transition from college to adulthood

Sarah Petnuch, Contributing Writer
April 28, 2021

Men, take notes: Here’s how to plan the perfect date for your dream girl

Max Bean, Senior Writer
April 28, 2021

Seven reasons to make the switch to nocturnal living

Brigette Simpson , Satire Co-Editor
April 28, 2021

Black Lives Matter girlfriend, Blue Lives Matter boyfriend team up to make history’s most insufferable couple

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
April 28, 2021

Taylor Swift’s re-released album sparks nationwide breakups

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
April 21, 2021

10 specific excuses for getting out of things now that you can’t blame COVID

Nabeel Jan, Contributing Writer
April 21, 2021

Things more dangerous than the Johnson & Johnson vaccine

Sarah Petnuch, Contributing Writer
April 21, 2021

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