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What to get your insufferable roommate for Christmas gift exchange

Siobhan Nerz, Contributing Writer
December 1, 2021

First-year student realizes parents not cool with binge drinking at home

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
December 1, 2021

Student extends formal invitation for University President to attend Christmas Eve dinner at their house

Bridgette Simpson, Satire Co-Editor
December 1, 2021

Student enrolls in localized Squid Game competition for campus dollars payout

Maximus Bean, Senior Writer
December 1, 2021

Ten reasons why you shouldn’t hang out with people who are still active members of high school friend groups

AJ Lawrence, Senior Writer
December 1, 2021

The freshman year Thanksgiving break-up phenomenon

Sarah Petnuch, Senior Writer
December 1, 2021

Student still chasing high of being called “a pleasure to have in class”

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
November 17, 2021

Your New Go To List of Thankfulness Declarations

AJ Lawrence, Staff Writer
November 17, 2021

University prepares for cultural melting pot following the return of study abroad students

Thao Nguyen, Staff Writer
November 17, 2021

Combatting drunk driving: University scatters hundreds of used Razor scooters across campus for safe transportation on-campus and downtown

Bridgette Simpson, Satire Content Co-Editor
November 17, 2021

The end-of-semester panic

Sarah Petnuch, Senior Writer
November 17, 2021

Increase in mental health services when students struggle to adapt to life at home

Maximus Bean
November 17, 2021

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