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Taylor Swift’s re-released album sparks nationwide breakups

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
April 21, 2021

10 specific excuses for getting out of things now that you can’t blame COVID

Nabeel Jan, Contributing Writer
April 21, 2021

Things more dangerous than the Johnson & Johnson vaccine

Sarah Petnuch, Contributing Writer
April 21, 2021

Worried about summer? Here’s a few tips to prepare your Summer body for that hot, hot sun.

Max Bean, Senior Writer
April 21, 2021

Is online shopping or coffee more addictive?

Bridgette Simpson, Satire Co-Editor
April 21, 2021

University survey shows 74% of students are liars

Elyssa Penson, Staff Writer
April 14, 2021

Hookup culture do’s and don’ts

Sarah Petnuch, Staff Writer
April 14, 2021

Campus GPA skyrockets after library cafe puts Adderall in coffee

Bridgette Simpson, Satire Co-Editor
April 14, 2021

College woman cool with sexism when benefitting her

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
April 14, 2021

Zoom room mishaps

Sarah Petnuch, Staff Writer
April 7, 2021

Super Saturday trickles into Splendid Sunday, Magnificent Monday, Terrific Tuesday

Bridgette Simpson, Satire Co-Editor
April 7, 2021

A reflection of that thing on my face

Max Bean, Staff Writer
April 7, 2021

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