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Counseling Center Really Sick of These Problems

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
September 22, 2021

Peace and Quiet Enjoyed by Lewisburg Residents Comes to Screeching Halt

Maximus Bean, Senior Writer
September 22, 2021

Boyfriend and Girlfriend Move Into Dorm Room Together to “Strengthen Their Relationship”

Sarah Petnuch, Senior Writer
September 22, 2021

Degenerate Student Makes Priest Cry After Confession Following “Most Insane Weekend Ever”

Bridgette Simpson, Satire Co-Editor
September 22, 2021

We finally figured out why the Mail Room takes so long to scan in your package

AJ Lawrence, Contributing Writer
September 22, 2021

Student Health: Why Does it Matter?

Maximus Bean, Senior Writer
September 15, 2021

Black Mold Truly the Least of Housing’s Worries

Bridgette Simpson and Liz Whitmer
September 15, 2021

Police Report: Fraternities Stole Pieces of Gym Equipment Over Time Until Someone Noticed

Bridgette Simpson, Satire Co-Editor
September 15, 2021

Class Act! Your Hookup Actually Walked You Home

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
September 15, 2021

Students Scramble to Avoid Certain Death by Merging of Already Miserable Grades and Parents Weekend

AJ Lawrence, Contributing Writer
September 15, 2021

University Receives $1 Billion Donation, Still Won’t Fix Housing

Bridgette Simpson, Satire Content Co-Editor
September 8, 2021

Students vs. The Hill: Most Ridiculous Modes of Transportation to Class

Sarah Petnuch, Senior Writer
September 8, 2021

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