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Amazing: Biden wears rainbow pin while allowing conversion therapy

Amazing: Biden wears rainbow pin while allowing conversion therapy
November 4, 2020

For those of you who let this election pass you by because you don’t think there is any distinguishable difference between U.S. President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden, you could not...

Biden the Bingo prodigy

November 4, 2020

Election Day 2020 did not go as planned. The country is in a state of unrest, turmoil and fear. Nobody knows what will happen or when we will know who the next president will be.  One person in the...

Late-night political texts

November 4, 2020

You spent the past four years arguing with your great uncle about why it’s bad to hate gay people. You told your grandma we definitely do not say “colored” anymore and it absolutely did not stick....

A scientific fact: Lawn signs must be controversial

A scientific fact: Lawn signs must be controversial
November 4, 2020

This election year, perhaps more than any other, there seemed to be an excessive amount of lawn signs placed outside of people’s homes. Sometimes there was one small sign in the front yard, demonstrating...

The great truck debate

The great truck debate
October 28, 2020

Across this campus, lines have been drawn, flags have been set and differing opinions have been argued, resulting in students being outcasted and discriminated against everywhere for their views. This...

Dorm room or prison cell?

October 28, 2020

As Halloween approaches, the scariest thing that could happen to the students and faculty at the University has happened: a spike in COVID-19 cases, right as we head into the last month of the fall semester. To...

Tinder biographies and their writers

October 28, 2020

Of all the things that have changed this year — the virtual classes, the mask-wearing and the lack of motivation at the University in general — perhaps nothing has changed more than the structure of...

Campus squirrels concocting covert plan

Campus squirrels concocting covert plan
October 28, 2020

Some of the campus’s most valued members, the half-domesticated squirrels, are feeling betrayed by the imminent mass exodus of students from the University. Reporters for The Bucknellian tried to...

Five tips for self-care: Fall 2020 edition

October 28, 2020

With the sudden influx of on-campus COVID -19 cases and the newest restrictions sent out by the University, many students are feeling overwhelmed. Here are five ways you can be sure to have some time with...

Why students should be allowed to have their cameras off

Why students should be allowed to have their cameras off
October 21, 2020

Due to the shift from traditional in-person classes to remote instruction, there has been a great deal of discussion on a topic that concerns both students and professors alike: should students be required...

Spookiest Halloween costumes of 2020

October 21, 2020

It is October, so you know what that means. Spooky season is upon us — and has been for a while, but it all builds up to next week. If you don’t like Halloween, you’re in the minority. It’s an...

People are spending more time in their rooms. Why?

People are spending more time in their rooms. Why?
October 21, 2020

With the coronavirus taking top priority on the University campus, we have seen a lack of reliable weekly activities, Jerry the Clown and the advent of online schooling. More and more students have been...

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