Overherd on campus


Madeline Diamond & Courtney Wren, Senior Editor & Satire Editor

“Should I ‘finsta’ this or do you think his girlfriend would screenshot it?”

“I don’t know if I should apply to be an OA, I’m not very social.”

“I think he cares a lot about his hair, so I would gladly shave it off if I could.”

“Does anything about me scream ‘chopped salad?’”

“I think if I could come back as anyone, it would be someone who has a lot of tattoos and goes to the gym a lot.”

“I was one of, like, five people out of 200 who wore a short dress to prom in high school and I f*cking loved myself for it.”

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