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Kyle’s Korner: Zoom classes

Kyle’s Korner: Zoom classes

Kyle Putt, Graphic Artist

September 9, 2020

University students find new locations to spread COVID

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor

September 9, 2020

In a perfect world (where global pandemics inexplicably still exist), students would refrain from gathering in groups across campus to cope with their social deprivation. The University campus is not such a world. Given that, here are four of the best places on campus to party this semester. Vedder Vo...

The liquor store chronicles

The liquor store chronicles

Bridgette Simpson, Satire Co-Editor

September 9, 2020

As students, professors and Lewisburg residents head into the fourth week of classes, business is booming at the local liquor stores. Due to the much dreaded and much-sooner-than-anticipated midterm season — and autumn, too — creeping around the corner, it’s safe to say people are drowning in w...

Implications of a pandemic

Bridgette Simpson, Satire Co-Editor

September 9, 2020

I’m positive all of you have noticed the shifts in media these past few months regarding the global pandemic. It seems to be all anybody’s talking about — other headlines now must work thrice as hard to make even a subheading or a side story because it's always “CORONAVIRUS” in bold type across each and ev...

Outdoor classes leave learning at the door

Outdoor classes leave learning at the door

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor

September 4, 2020

In light of social distancing measures loosely enforced by the University, some faculty members are opting to move their classes outside so the spread of the novel coronavirus can be achieved while looking at passing squirrels on campus. While this scenic change was pitched as a way to give students...

Kyle’s Korner

Kyle’s Korner

Kyle Putt, Graphic Artist

September 4, 2020

Senioritis: A lesser-known campus pandemic

Senioritis: A lesser-known campus pandemic

Bridgette Simpson, Satire Co-Editor

September 2, 2020

COVID-19 has changed the way the University looks this year; some classes are remote, some are in person, and some are "hybrid," a mixture of the two. Some people follow the rules, others don’t and some are "hybrid" as well. Gym time is scarce and library cubicles are the holy grail. Morale is low,...

Job Fair or Job Free?

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor

September 2, 2020

Even though the world is on fire and the economy is in the tank, the University is so excited to see everyone at the virtual career fair next weekend. University students, on the other hand, seem to be lacking the enthusiasm usually present at the event where they begin their march of monotony. The...

Reasons to not vote: being a STINKY-head

Nick DeMarchis, Senior Writer

September 2, 2020

While using the language of a five-year-old isn’t uncommon for University students, all of the nonvoters on campus have broken records this week with their signature complaints without action.  The leader of the Susquehanna Terminus “I’m Not Knowledgeable, Yeah!” Club (STINKY) is Jane Bu...

Why I don’t read Message Center emails anymore

Bridgette Simpson, Satire Co-Editor

September 2, 2020

Every morning at 1:09 a.m. exactly, every single student on the University’s campus gets a single notification that lights up their phone in the early hours of the day: a Bucknell Message Center notification. These emails used to be full of information and helpful tips, as well as fire and safet...

Kyle’s Korner: Masks

Kyle's Korner: Masks

Kyle Putt, Graphic Artist

August 27, 2020

Zoom into crisis

Zoom into crisis

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor

August 26, 2020

While the University is working to limit the effects of coronavirus on campus, students have been plagued with yet another hardship: Zoom catastrophes.  Liam Lame ’21, one of the first students to be affected by the plight of virtual mishaps, has since become an activist on the issue and is work...

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