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This story was written by an artificial intelligence software, not by a staff member of The Bucknellian. 

Once upon a time, there was a chicken who wanted to be famous. She dreamed of being the center of attention and making everyone laugh. One day, she heard about a talent show happening in the nearby barnyard.

The chicken was so excited and couldn’t wait to audition. When it was finally her turn, she strutted up onto the stage and announced that she was going to perform a stand-up comedy routine.

Everyone in the audience was a little skeptical, as they had never seen a chicken do stand-up before. But the chicken was determined to make them laugh.

She started by telling a few chicken jokes, like “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!” The audience chuckled, but the chicken knew she had to bring her A-game.

So she decided to do a bit about her daily life as a chicken. She told the audience about how she wakes up at the crack of dawn to lay eggs, and how she spends her days pecking at the ground for food. The audience was in stitches as the chicken acted out her routine with exaggerated gestures and funny voices.

Just when the chicken thought she had the audience in the palm of her wing, she heard a loud “Bawk!” from the back of the room. It was the rooster, who had been heckling her the whole time.

The chicken was about to lose it, but then she had a brilliant idea. She turned to the rooster and said, “Hey, rooster, do you have a comedy routine of your own?”

The rooster, who was always up for a challenge, agreed to perform. But as he strutted up onto the stage, he tripped and fell, sending the entire audience into fits of laughter.

The chicken, now feeling confident, finished her routine to a standing ovation. She was declared the winner of the talent show and became the most famous chicken in the barnyard.

From that day on, she continued to make everyone laugh with her comedy routine, and the rooster learned to appreciate the art of stand-up comedy. The two of them even started performing together, and their shows were the talk of the barnyard.

And that, my friends, is how a chicken became a comedy superstar.

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