Bucky’s Declassified School Survival Guide VI

Tip #3428

Fall break is a great time for you to both relax and catch up on the workload that kept you up until 4 a.m. every night this week. Alternatively, you can blow off all of your responsibilities, binge “The Office” for the sixth time, and have your parents do your laundry for you for the first time in two months. Personally, I like Option two.


Tip #3695

For all those job-seekers out there, it may seem difficult to get your applications in the right hands at your dream companies. This is where networking comes in. Find the names of the alumni you meet on campus, invite them to connect with you after thanking them for their time, and then, once you finally have your window, send them personalized gift baskets until they give you an interview.


Tip #3921

Some students are infamous for stealing Egg Bar and Bison orders from others, even if what they ordered is completely different. There is a simple solution to beat these thieves: stand at the counter, stretch out your arms to block every incoming plate of food, and stare down the cook as they prepare your meal.


Tip #4003

Always have a nutritious snack on your person when you have a busy day and no time to get food. Disclaimer: two Red Bulls and a cold slice of Domino’s from the night before does not count.


Tip #4101

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

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