Top 5 reasons why your mom is calling you in the middle of your econ lecture
March 28, 2019
- What’s the name of that actor she likes? The one with the fun hair from the “star war” movie?
- She ran into Amanda from your middle school soccer team’s mom today at the store. Amanda just got engaged! She was always so nice. You should send her a card.
- She found some of “that pot” hidden under your bed among old pizza crusts. No wait, it’s mold. Now it’s a lecture on cleaning up after yourself.
- Do you know where her ski pants are? Did you take them to school with you?
- The dog ate a raisin, maybe two. He should be okay though. Will update you tomorrow.
- Bonus: she just wants to chat. And tell you to wear your retainer. She and your father didn’t pay a fortune for you to have to get another set of braces in a few years, ya know.