How to get the best use out of your last two brain cells
November 8, 2019
- Have them fight to the death–Battle Royale!
- Wait in the stir fry line until you get to the front and then decide you want a quesadilla.
- Destroy them both by drinking copious amounts of alcohol at this week’s Super.
- Have them argue over whether you’ll get hot or cold coffee this morning.
- Try to recall as much information for your exam as possible, but plot twist! Fail it anyway.
- Make them listen to Two Friends and A Boogie songs until you don’t want to go to the concert anymore.
- Have them spend three hours deciding whether to go out or not go out–until it’s too late to make a decision for yourself.
- Memorize five brothers so you don’t look like an idiot to the guy at the door.
- Make them give you reminders every few seconds to breathe.
- Use them to try to figure out why the University decided to implement DUO this year.
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