For the girl who just got back from studying abroad:

Are you French? 

Because Eiffel for you.

For the tech junkie:

Are you an https? 

Because without you I’m ://

For the cutie you come across for the first time:

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Or should I walk by again?

For the Instagram model:

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

For the Econ major:

Are you a bank loan?

Because you’ve got my interest.

For the pupil heading to med school:

Do you know CPR? 

Because you’re taking my breath away.

For the Harry Potter fan:

Are we on the Hogwarts Express?

Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

For the klutz:

Hey tie your shoes!

I don’t want you falling for anyone else. 

For the student who parks in the staff lot:

Are you a parking ticket?

Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

And, last but not least:

You’re so beautiful I forgot my pickup line.

(Which is a pickup line in itself.)