OverHERD on campus


Courtney Wren & Madeline Diamond, Satire Editor & Senior Editor

“I mean, I’m not trying to blacklist her, but she’s asking for it.”

“The Bison smoothies are, like, so mediocre.”

“I was late to my 9 a.m. because I was pooping for too long.”

“I just hope everyone knows I’m not a feminist.”

“I’m planning on taking our Friday mixer light because I wanna be blacked at Super.”

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