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Overherd on campus

April 27, 2017


Filed under Overherd on Campus, Satire

“I don’t want to get too drunk because then I can’t watch the ‘Snowden’ movie.” “Hannah and I told people we were in Kappa so they would give us their Juul.” “If you want to f*** me, wait till I’m done dancing.” “The guy with the teardrop tattoo did not take kindly to m...

OverHerd

OverHerd

April 20, 2017


Filed under Overherd on Campus, Satire

“Come to our philanthropy and support domestic violence!” “Hang on, I’m gonna buy deodorant and some chicken fingers.” “How opposed would everyone be to me playing ‘Homeland’ softly in the background? I think it’s a sex scene.” “I thought I finally figured out my sexuality and t...

OverHerd on campus

OverHerd on campus

April 13, 2017


Filed under Overherd on Campus, Satire

“Mom, I had the spaciest weekend.” “My dad asked me where my tax return went and I said I don’t know, probably to my trips to Italy, or Budapest ... where I incidentally contracted hand-foot-and-mouth disease.” “Now I don’t feel bad that I didn’t go to Mexico because it’s so nice...

OverHerd on campus

OverHerd on campus

Courtney Wren & Madeline Diamond, Satire Editor & Senior Editor

April 6, 2017


Filed under Overherd on Campus, Satire

“I didn’t eat lunch today; I had Sweet Frog instead.” “Vedder is just a communal hell hole.” “I hate The Bucknellian; I just read it to hate on it.” “Boy, I know you want to buy one of these henleys.” “Well, it’s a slippery slope of divestments.” “I don’t think she’d...

Overherd on campus

Overherd on campus

March 2, 2017


Filed under Overherd on Campus, Satire

“My crockpot was supposed to arrive today.” "I can't go to your Mardi Gras party I'm going to an accounting pregame." "Ya know I talked to that girl during rush, and I did not think she would wind up in Kappa." "You post some very woke stuff on Facebook." Tour guide: "Let's get the boring stuff out o...

OverHERD on campus

OverHERD on campus

Courtney Wren & Madeline Diamond, Satire Editor & Senior Editor

February 23, 2017


Filed under Overherd on Campus, Satire, Top Stories, Top Stories

“I mean, I’m not trying to blacklist her, but she’s asking for it.” “The Bison smoothies are, like, so mediocre.” “I was late to my 9 a.m. because I was pooping for too long.” “I just hope everyone knows I’m not a feminist.” “I’m planning on taking our Friday mixer light...

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