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Amy Schlussler, Satire Co-Editor

February 27, 2020

Is Vedder worse than prison? New campus housing

Nick DeMarchis, Senior Writer

February 27, 2020

The University has struggled with housing options since the erection of the ever-so distractingly named “Bucknell West Apartments.” Shortly after the University president released a statement voicing that “no one wants to donate money for housing,” officials came forward with an announcement...

Spring break hacks

Bridgette Simpson, Staff Writer

February 27, 2020

As days become longer and the weather continues to warm up, students across campus are itching for March 6. Most are looking forward to going home and catching a break from the University’s steadily increasing workload, but some luckier students will get to spend a week somewhere that isn’t home.  ...

Kyle’s Korner: Lent

Kyle’s Korner: Lent

Kyle Putt, Graphic Artist

February 27, 2020

University administration planning renovations to ‘Tower House’

Kyle Putt

Franz Schauer, Contributing Writer

February 27, 2020

When the University decided to kick off a fraternity last year and convert its house into an affinity house named “Tower House,” students had many questions. These questions included – but weren’t necessarily limited to – “But that house doesn’t have a tower?” and “What are you going to do...

Bernie Sanders comes to campus to ask for your financial support

Bernie Sanders comes to campus to ask for your financial support

Sam Ruvolo, Contributing Writer

February 21, 2020

There was a palpable buzz of excitement last week in and around Coleman Hall and Vaughn Literature Building as most liberal arts professors prepared for a special visitor. He arrived on Feb. 17, humbly sporting a brown winter coat, zipped to the very top (and of course, his signature glasses). Verm...

Kyle’s Korner: TOOT

Kyle's Korner: TOOT

Kyle Putt, Graphic Artist

February 21, 2020

Conspiracy theories: Rainn Wilson flakes

Nick DeMarchis, Senior Writer

February 21, 2020

The entire university waited with bated breath to herald the arrival of the eternal star of “The Office,” Rainn Wilson. Famously acclaimed for portraying Dwight on the NBC show, his mysterious postponement made waves through the Lewisburg community. Some have come to speculate that there may be ulterior...

The chronicles of the Division I luge team

Bridgette Simpson, Staff Writer

February 21, 2020

Located in central Pennsylvania, the University can experience some pretty harsh winters. On some occasions this year, students and faculty have seen some frost on the mornings after snowfalls, but it never sticks around for more than a day. Due to the depressing reality of this year’s winter, the new l...

Best things to give up for Lent

Liz Whitmer, Senior Writer

February 21, 2020

Lent is right around the corner, and some University students have felt the pressure of picking a lifestyle change to make for 40 days starting at the end of this month. The Bucknellian was able to conduct a campus-wide survey to get the top results from students who already have their Lent goals locked in...

Students infuriated with class being held on Presidents’ Day

Franz Schauer, Contributing Writer

February 21, 2020

Dozens of students gathered outside Bertrand library last Sunday afternoon to protest the school’s choice to hold class on Presidents’ Day. Although Presidents’ Day has never resulted in canceled class, students for some reason thought they could have a say this year.  It was reported that...

A campus divided: implications of bison’s new craft beer

A campus divided: implications of bison’s new craft beer

Bridgette Simpson, Staff Writer

February 14, 2020

As many students are aware, Saturday is the single best day of the week because of the weekly occurring Super. Yet, in the thick of winter, University students have had to deal with the Saturdays that have fallen victim to snow, rain and below-freezing temperatures. Due to the cold temperatures and, s...

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