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Former satire editor, sitcom producer returns to campus for Homecoming

Former satire editor, sitcom producer returns to campus for Homecoming

Sam Rosenblatt, Editor-in-Chief

October 4, 2019

Homecoming Weekend is a beloved University tradition that reunites old friends and provides alumni with a warm welcome back to campus. While this can seem like just a normal weekend for some, the arrival of one particular University graduate stirred headlines. Barles Cheers ’19, former satire edi...

Top fall break destinations

Top fall break destinations

Nick DeMarchis, Contributing Writer

October 4, 2019

It’s that time of year again. That time where we all need a way to escape the never-ending cycle here at the University. Luckily, we’re given our very special four days off where we might just have time to make it back home before returning to Lewisburg. What to do with this time off from classes, yo...

Super Saturday to be held in Carnegie

Super Saturday to be held in Carnegie

Amy Schlussler, Satire Co-Editor

October 4, 2019

Weekends for most University students generally consist of concerningly long naps, hours in line at All Star Bagel and afternoons at the infamous “Super Saturday.” While this may seem like an incredibly productive weekend, part of the Holy Trinity was hampered two weekends ago as authorities put...

Student stalks employment recruiters

Lewis Rizzoli, Contributing Writer

October 4, 2019

From the Employer Expo to the networking luncheon, there have been countless opportunities to finally get the job that the CDC-turned-CCA has been promising you for the past four years.  As his third senior year began, it became alarmingly apparent to Jacob Munez ’20 that his parents would no...

DOORO: Duo for Doors

DOORO: Duo for Doors

Chandler Houldin, Contributing Writer

September 26, 2019

Student access to University resources, email and dining menus should clearly be under lock and key and many agree that using DUO is worth the extra protection. But shouldn’t your physical possessions be under just as much security?  Like the spray tan Tiffany showed off at the abbreviated Super la...

A Not-So-Sober Saturday

A Not-So-Sober Saturday

Bridgette Simpson, Contributing Writer

September 26, 2019

College is all about learning to become self-sufficient (with some safety nets). Students are free to make their own choices, such as whether or not to attend class, when and how to study and eat, and, of course, whether or not to attend parties.  Universities across the country share this age-old wee...

Kyle’s Korner: Prospective Career Path

Kyle Putt, Graphic Artist

September 26, 2019

Library kittens try to scratch their way to the top

Liz Whitmer, Contributing Writer

September 26, 2019

Midterms are quickly approaching, but the students on campus are not the only ones feeling the pressure. The University’s decision to bring in therapy animals to help students relax has done just the opposite — it has created an environment of animosity between library kittens and library puppies. At...

Giant announces raffle for the last case of White Claw

Korliss Britt and Bridget Beljan

September 26, 2019

Grocery giant Giant has announced that it, too, has been affected by the national White Claw shortage. Since the shortage was announced, students have been driving all over the state to find any remaining cases, though their efforts have been to no avail.  Thirsting for knowledge, The Bucknellian has...

Adirondack chairs found in student’s Gateway

Adirondack chairs found in student’s Gateway

Nick DeMarchis, Contributing Writer

September 19, 2019

The University expected to wake up to a normal day of classes last Friday. However, while students were parading around, pretending to go to their classes, they noticed something odd about the Malesardi Quadrangle: every single blue and orange Adirondack chair had vanished. The Bucknellian spoke with...

Sushi craze hits campus

Sushi craze hits campus

Alyssa Endres, Contributing Writer

September 19, 2019

Amidst the chaos of students arriving for the new school year, another addition has made its way onto campus: sushi. Despite its convenient accessibility, the sushi has not yet become a staple in students’ diets. “I heard a rumor that the fish are coming from the Susquehanna, but I don’t real...

Kyle’s Korner: Fall Fest

Kyle Putt, Graphic Artist

September 19, 2019

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