Overherd on campus

“My crockpot was supposed to arrive today.”

“I can’t go to your Mardi Gras party I’m going to an accounting pregame.”

“Ya know I talked to that girl during rush, and I did not think she would wind up in Kappa.”

“You post some very woke stuff on Facebook.”

Tour guide: “Let’s get the boring stuff out of the way: academics.”

“ILY LIT.”

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