The Bucknellian

The List: Things professors expect you to have for the first day of class

Courtney Wren, Satire Editor

September 1, 2016

Filed under Satire, The List

An eagerness to learn and an overall positive attitude toward getting up at the crack of dawn to listen to a lecture about something you may or may not be interested in. A fun fact that is both witty and intellectually stimulating. Bonus points if it reveals something about your deeply flawed ch...

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