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First-year student realizes parents not cool with binge drinking at home

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
December 1, 2021

Student still chasing high of being called “a pleasure to have in class”

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
November 17, 2021

OK, Boomer: University senior feeling really washed up

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
November 10, 2021

Breaking the Bubble

Juliette Gaggini and Liz Whitmer
November 3, 2021

Student loses all sense of collectivism after learning she is in top 10% of class

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
November 3, 2021

Finally! Southern students literally fight the cold

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
October 27, 2021

Bold! Student Denounces Dictatorships in Moodle Forum Post

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
October 20, 2021

Breaking: DJ Diesel Actually Shaq Impersonator

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
September 29, 2021

Counseling Center Really Sick of These Problems

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
September 22, 2021

Black Mold Truly the Least of Housing’s Worries

Bridgette Simpson and Liz Whitmer
September 15, 2021

Class Act! Your Hookup Actually Walked You Home

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
September 15, 2021

Faculty and Staff Turn to Yik Yak to Enhance Campus Life

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
September 8, 2021

Shocking! Activities Fair Less Interesting Than Super Saturday

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
September 1, 2021

Ambitious student already preparing to explain failing grades to parents

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
May 5, 2021

Black Lives Matter girlfriend, Blue Lives Matter boyfriend team up to make history’s most insufferable couple

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
April 28, 2021

Taylor Swift’s re-released album sparks nationwide breakups

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
April 21, 2021

College woman cool with sexism when benefitting her

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
April 14, 2021

That girl you hate posted on Instagram – here’s what to comment

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
April 7, 2021

Shocking truth about COVID-19 vaccination that the government won’t tell you!

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
March 31, 2021

Tragic: Students “de-commit” after actually visiting University

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
March 17, 2021

Breaking: Guy who gets zero playing-time furious about postponement of spring sports

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
March 3, 2021

Neat! Democrats finally give credit where credit’s due

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
February 17, 2021

BREAKING NEWS: Aunt calls for resignations of Biden, Harris

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
February 10, 2021

Amazing: Biden wears rainbow pin while allowing conversion therapy

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
November 4, 2020

Late-night political texts

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
November 4, 2020

Campus squirrels concocting covert plan

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
October 28, 2020

Voting locations add some spice to Election Day

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
October 21, 2020

No debate? No problem

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
October 21, 2020

Zoom zaturdays?

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
October 14, 2020

BREAKING: Voting is not hard

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
October 14, 2020

University students tackle quarantine part two

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
October 7, 2020

Presidential debate presents promising options

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
October 7, 2020

COVID crisis misconstrued?

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
September 30, 2020

COVID canoodling

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
September 30, 2020

University takes note of Lewisburg penitentiary culture

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
September 23, 2020

Self-care causes cussed customs

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
September 23, 2020

Working out when nothing else is

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
September 16, 2020

Universal voter types on an apolitical campus

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
September 16, 2020

Flying Bison drives students into motion

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
September 9, 2020

University students find new locations to spread COVID

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
September 9, 2020

Outdoor classes leave learning at the door

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
September 4, 2020

Job Fair or Job Free?

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
September 2, 2020

Zoom into crisis

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
August 26, 2020

University housing switch causes trouble

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
August 26, 2020

How to become TikTok famous

Liz Whitmer, Senior Writer
March 5, 2020

Best things to give up for Lent

Liz Whitmer, Senior Writer
February 21, 2020

Starbucks straws stir up situations with students

Liz Whitmer, Senior Writer
February 14, 2020

Rainn Wilson showers audience with ‘Office’ cast gossip

Liz Whitmer, Senior Writer
February 7, 2020

Second semester bucket list

Liz Whitmer, Senior Writer
January 30, 2020

“Megxit” brings Royal Couple to campus

Liz Whitmer, Staff Writer
January 22, 2020

Bean Boots return to campus for finals season

Liz Whitmer, Senior Writer
December 5, 2019

What are you doing, Deval Patrick?

Liz Whitmer, Senior Writer
November 22, 2019

No more coffee causes dazed craze

Liz Whitmer, Senior Writer
November 22, 2019

Nike has a problem with its female athletes

Liz Whitmer, Staff Writer
November 14, 2019

Sad boi season

Liz Whitmer, Staff Writer
November 14, 2019

Twitter leads the way for stopping political lies

Liz Whitmer, Contributing Writer
November 8, 2019

Christmas music cases divisive split throughout University

Liz Whitmer, Staff Writer
November 8, 2019

Biden is getting mowed by the grassroots

Liz Whitmer, Contributing Writer
October 31, 2019

Billy Goat uncovers cruelty while people-watching at University

Liz Whitmer, Contributing Writer
October 31, 2019

Sesame Street teaches children — and adults — how to handle hardship

Liz Whitmer, Contributing Writer
October 25, 2019

Fall break brings new looks to campus

Liz Whitmer, Contributing Writer
October 25, 2019

We don’t kill white women

Liz Whitmer, Contributing Writer
October 10, 2019

Library kittens try to scratch their way to the top

Liz Whitmer, Contributing Writer
September 26, 2019

University ban on flavored gum causes some sticky situations

Liz Whitmer, Contributing Writer
September 19, 2019

Skunk wreaks havoc on campus, causing university student to reek

Liz Whitmer, Contributing Writer
September 12, 2019

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