Liz Whitmer Archives - The Bucknellian

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor

Major: Political Science '23

The best part about working on the Bucknellian has been working with Bridgette as we come up with fun and creative ideas for our writers. We are always so impressed by the way they will bring our ideas to life!

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Ambitious student already preparing to explain failing grades to parents

May 5, 2021

Black Lives Matter girlfriend, Blue Lives Matter boyfriend team up to make history’s most insufferable couple

April 28, 2021

Taylor Swift’s re-released album sparks nationwide breakups

April 21, 2021

College woman cool with sexism when benefitting her

April 14, 2021

That girl you hate posted on Instagram – here’s what to comment

April 7, 2021

Shocking truth about COVID-19 vaccination that the government won’t tell you!

March 31, 2021

Tragic: Students “de-commit” after actually visiting University

March 17, 2021

Breaking: Guy who gets zero playing-time furious about postponement of spring sports

March 3, 2021

Neat! Democrats finally give credit where credit’s due

February 17, 2021

BREAKING NEWS: Aunt calls for resignations of Biden, Harris

February 10, 2021

Amazing: Biden wears rainbow pin while allowing conversion therapy

November 4, 2020

Late-night political texts

November 4, 2020

Campus squirrels concocting covert plan

October 28, 2020

Voting locations add some spice to Election Day

October 21, 2020

No debate? No problem

October 21, 2020

Zoom zaturdays?

October 14, 2020

BREAKING: Voting is not hard

October 14, 2020

University students tackle quarantine part two

October 7, 2020

Presidential debate presents promising options

October 7, 2020

COVID crisis misconstrued?

September 30, 2020

COVID canoodling

September 30, 2020

University takes note of Lewisburg penitentiary culture

September 23, 2020

Self-care causes cussed customs

September 23, 2020

Working out when nothing else is

September 16, 2020

Universal voter types on an apolitical campus

September 16, 2020

Flying Bison drives students into motion

September 9, 2020

University students find new locations to spread COVID

September 9, 2020

Outdoor classes leave learning at the door

September 4, 2020

Job Fair or Job Free?

September 2, 2020

Zoom into crisis

August 26, 2020

University housing switch causes trouble

August 26, 2020

How to become TikTok famous

March 5, 2020

Best things to give up for Lent

February 21, 2020

Starbucks straws stir up situations with students

February 14, 2020

Rainn Wilson showers audience with ‘Office’ cast gossip

February 7, 2020

Second semester bucket list

January 30, 2020

“Megxit” brings Royal Couple to campus

January 22, 2020

Bean Boots return to campus for finals season

December 5, 2019

What are you doing, Deval Patrick?

November 22, 2019

No more coffee causes dazed craze

November 22, 2019

Nike has a problem with its female athletes

November 14, 2019

Sad boi season

November 14, 2019

Twitter leads the way for stopping political lies

November 8, 2019

Christmas music cases divisive split throughout University

November 8, 2019

Biden is getting mowed by the grassroots

October 31, 2019

Billy Goat uncovers cruelty while people-watching at University

October 31, 2019

Sesame Street teaches children — and adults — how to handle hardship

October 25, 2019

Fall break brings new looks to campus

October 25, 2019

We don’t kill white women

October 10, 2019

Library kittens try to scratch their way to the top

September 26, 2019

University ban on flavored gum causes some sticky situations

September 19, 2019

Skunk wreaks havoc on campus, causing university student to reek

September 12, 2019

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