The Bucknellian

Kyle’s Korner: Mystery Food Thief

Kyle's Korner: Mystery Food Thief

Kyle Putt, Graphic Artist

January 30, 2020

Bucknellian web traffic kills showers, raises spirits after first 2020 issue

Nick DeMarchis, Senior Writer

January 30, 2020

The moment that the entirety of central Pennsylvania awaited with bated breath finally occurred last Friday: the newest issue of The Bucknellian. Being thrown to newsstands and front doors all across the world, messages of Rainn Wilson’s upcoming appearance and the Community Service & Involvement...

Violently ill, or violently hungover?

Sam Ruvolo, Contributing Writer

January 30, 2020

Pancreas-related panic swept over campus last Saturday, as over 500 students reported nausea, throwing up, cold sweats, and headaches. The epidemic started with one student visiting the health center early Saturday morning, after attending a “Luau” -themed register. More than 200 followed his lead,...

Second semester bucket list

Liz Whitmer, Senior Writer

January 30, 2020

With the second semester in full swing, the University has an abundance of resources and opportunities to complete a bucket list for the second half of your year.  If ideas are not coming to mind, this article should help you think of some things to make this semester the best one yet.  S...

TikTok on campus classified as epidemic

TikTok on campus classified as epidemic

Nick DeMarchis, Senior Writer

January 23, 2020

Concurrent with the outbreak of an SARS-like virus in China, the University administration has classified the use of the Chinese app TikTok as an epidemic on campus. Symptoms of addiction are difficult to pin down at any given moment, as trends on the app rarely last longer than a few days. Previous...

Campus recycling policies cause student outrage

Sam Ruvolo, Contributing Writer

January 23, 2020

As students were hopping in their gas-guzzling machines and heading towards New Jersey for the holidays, the University was making some big changes – most of which shocked the student body upon their return after winter break. Students have demonstrated their frustration with the amendments that have b...

Thanks for nothing, Syllabus Week

Bridgette Simpson, Contributing Writer

January 23, 2020

As parents in their Land Rovers and BMWs took their turns pulling up to the first-year dorms to unload their cars, it was beginning to feel like spring semester. After nearly a month at home, practically on a leash with their parents and siblings, everyone was ecstatic to finally be back in Lewisburg...

Kyle’s Korner: Sleeping in Class

Kyle's Korner: Sleeping in Class

Kyle Putt, Graphic Artist

January 23, 2020

“Megxit” brings Royal Couple to campus

“Megxit” brings Royal Couple to campus

Liz Whitmer, Staff Writer

January 22, 2020

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, have recently rejected their royal titles and will no longer be living exclusively in Britain. This change has come after unwarranted backlash toward Markle, some saying due to racism by the British media and Crown, causing them to move...

Kyle’s Korner: Christmas

Kyle’s Korner: Christmas

Kyle Putt, Graphic Artist

December 5, 2019

Things more likely than finding a courtyard during finals

Janey Woo, Print Presentation Director

December 5, 2019

Imagine this: It’s 11 a.m. and you’re walking into the Bertrand Library, coffee in hand, already thinking about the BSG Fast Food Frenzy. You woke up later than you originally planned to, but it’s okay because it’s Reading Day. Instinctively, you head towards your favorite seating area that offers...

Bean Boots return to campus for finals season

Bean Boots return to campus for finals season

Liz Whitmer, Senior Writer

December 5, 2019

Coming back to the University after Thanksgiving break brings more to campus than just the stress of upcoming finals —the iconic Bean Boots are back for the winter season. The University has been taken by storm as people everywhere are seen sporting the footwear to combat the icy walkways that are sur...

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