PSafe raids student dorms for wrongly attributed awards Hayley Leopold, Contributing Writer October 21, 2022
Bucknell Farm secedes from campus, University offers “plant” as new foreign language Aaron Chin, Senior Writer October 7, 2022
Wholesome! Department Professors Align Midterm Dates for Same Day Maximus Bean, Satire Editor October 7, 2022
Fall Break starts aarly as students start ditching classes AJ Lawrence, Senior Writer October 7, 2022
Professor Brent Papson starts up “Event Prep 101” Class next Semester Maximus Bean, Satire Editor October 7, 2022
Freshmen start up paper out of dorms, rehash recent events and post it everywhere on campus Maximus Bean, Satire Section Editor September 30, 2022
Constitution Day on Campus beset by confused celebrants of “Declaration of Independence Day” AJ Lawrence, Senior Writer September 30, 2022
Reinforcing Mask Mandate leads to increased levels of Maskfishing, Study finds Hayley Leopold, Contributing Writer September 30, 2022
ROTC Cadets Caught Off-Guard by Local Squirrel Population in Surprise Attack, Chaos Ensues. Aaron Chin, Senior Writer September 30, 2022
Students file noise complaint after Library filled people typing last-minute essays Aaron Chin, Contributing Writer September 23, 2022
