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Your New Go To List of Thankfulness Declarations

AJ Lawrence, Staff Writer
November 17, 2021

University prepares for cultural melting pot following the return of study abroad students

Thao Nguyen, Staff Writer
November 17, 2021

Combatting drunk driving: University scatters hundreds of used Razor scooters across campus for safe transportation on-campus and downtown

Bridgette Simpson, Satire Content Co-Editor
November 17, 2021

Increase in mental health services when students struggle to adapt to life at home

Maximus Bean
November 17, 2021

Drunk students mistakenly wander into and eat entirety of University farm crops; ruin yield for the season

Bridgette Simpson, Satire Co-Editor
November 10, 2021

OK, Boomer: University senior feeling really washed up

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
November 10, 2021

Breaking: Chaos ensues as STEM and humanities majors are forced to swap classes for a day

AJ Lawrence, Contributing Writer
November 10, 2021

Global warming isn’t real: The awful truth about what you’ve been hearing

Maximus Bean, Senior Writer
November 10, 2021

Student loses all sense of collectivism after learning she is in top 10% of class

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
November 3, 2021

University cracks down on no-pet policy after discovering “dorm-domesticated” tigers, chickens

Bridgette Simpson, Satire Co-Editor
November 3, 2021

Innovative: University brings in comedian instead of hiring more therapists

Aaron Chin, Contributing Writer
November 3, 2021

University students ready to stand against bigotry unless it inconveniences them in any way

Siobhan Nerz, Contributing Writer
November 3, 2021

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