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Kyle’s Korner: Studying

Kyle's Korner: Studying

Kyle Putt, Graphic Artist

February 14, 2020

Pick-up lines for every type of Valentine

Bridget Beljan, Satire Co-Editor

February 14, 2020

For the girl who just got back from studying abroad: Are you French?  Because Eiffel for you. For the tech junkie: Are you an https?  Because without you I’m :// For the cutie you come across for the first time: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again? ...

Starbucks straws stir up situations with students

Liz Whitmer, Senior Writer

February 14, 2020

University students recently noticed the campus Starbucks going against the social grain last week when customers were given plastic straws, despite promises to get rid of these turtle killers by 2020. Most people have been anything but quiet about the issue, with views from both sides of the politica...

Gateway stairs turn to Gateway chairs

Gateway stairs turn to Gateway chairs

Amy Schlussler, Satire Co-Editor

February 14, 2020

Do you find yourself exhausted after climbing the Gateway stairs, finding it nearly impossible to regain your breath? Do they seem to be getting harder, not easier? Have you become increasingly concerned about your respiratory health? The Student Health Center recently expressed their worry with th...

Stay off the Susquehanna, kids!

Sam Ruvolo, Contributing Writer

February 14, 2020

We are now four weeks into the second semester. Usually, this means screenshots of snow day calculators by hopeful frat boys monopolizing your snap stories, and a guaranteed sea of Canada Goose jackets on the quad shuffling to class like a pack of wealthy penguins.  This winter, like any other, we were all pre...

Interview with poet and groundhog Punxsutawney Phil

Interview with poet and groundhog Punxsutawney Phil

Bridget Beljan, Satire Co-Editor

February 7, 2020

In case you’ve been living under a rock, accomplished groundhog Punxsutawney Phil predicted an early spring last weekend. The Bucknellian had the pleasure of sitting down with the renowned expert P. Phil himself to discuss his work and most recent prediction.   Thank you for taking the time to speak with us, Mr. ...

Rainn Wilson showers audience with ‘Office’ cast gossip

Liz Whitmer, Senior Writer

February 7, 2020

Rainn Wilson, an actor best known for his role on the hit NBC show, “The Office,” fulfilled his commitment to the University via FaceTime following the cancellation of his original show.  Students packed into the empty conference room scheduled for his visit, where he digitally delivered dirt the show’s gue...

Kyle’s Korner: Plant

Kyle’s Korner: Plant

Kyle Putt, Graphic Artist

February 7, 2020

Be mine?

Bridgette Simpson, Staff Writer

February 7, 2020

While January lasted roughly six months this year, February is finally getting underway (minus the snow that usually comes with it). Groundhog Day predicted good timing for an early spring, which means it’s not too early to get some opinions on the beloved Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day has f...

Joe Goldberg visits Bertrand

Joe Goldberg visits Bertrand

Bridget Beljan, Satire Co-Editor

January 30, 2020

Hello, You. Who are you? Between your Canada Goose coat and your Fjällräven Kånken backpack, you look like every other girl on campus. And, if I didn’t know any better, the faint smell of St. Tropez self-tanner oozing out of your Lululemon leggings would lead me to believe that you are like e...

Eli Manning: Moving on to bigger and better things

Eli Manning: Moving on to bigger and better things

Bridgette Simpson, Staff Writer

January 30, 2020

There’s no denying that it’s been hard being a New York Giants fan over the last few years. A small sliver of hope emerged when running back Saquon Barkley was drafted second overall by the Giants in 2018 from Penn State. That sliver was quickly destroyed once the Giants went 5-11 for the 2018 regular...

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