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Everybody’s a critic! Professor faces backlash after waterboarding student

Maximus Bean, Senior Writer
November 3, 2021

Biology lab uses real life hungover students to warn against effects of mixing energy drinks and alcohol

AJ Lawrence, Staff Writer
October 27, 2021

Victory! Hot Pockets save another college student’s sanity

Aaron Chin, Contributing Writer
October 27, 2021

Breaking! Professors introduce new paper format, forcing students to write in Dr. Seuss rhyme scheme

Bridgette Simpson, Satire Co-Editor
October 27, 2021

Due to cybersecurity threats, University installs extra-safe login credentials

Maximus Bean, Senior Writer
October 27, 2021

Finally! Southern students literally fight the cold

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
October 27, 2021

Bold! Student Denounces Dictatorships in Moodle Forum Post

Liz Whitmer, Satire Co-Editor
October 20, 2021

Boy Who Hasn’t Washed His Sheets Since Pre-Covid Thinks Bad Smell in His Room is Due to Mold

Bridgette Simpson, Satire Content Co-Editor
October 20, 2021

Top 5 Halloween Costumes That Will Leave Your Peers Asking “What the Hell?”

AJ Lawrence, Staff Writer
October 20, 2021

Opinions Writer praises Jordan Peterson’s speech, is Banished from Newspaper

Maximus Bean, Senior Writer
October 20, 2021

Professor Finds Out They Are Actually Teaching the Hardest Class at the University

Aaron Chin, Contributing Writer
October 20, 2021

Student Reports Needing “a Break After Fall Break!”

Thao Nguyen, Contributing Writer
October 20, 2021

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