The Bucknellian

Charles Beers
Computer Science & Creative Writing '19

Huntington, NY

Charles began his career with The Bucknellian as a first-year news writer, sporting his trademark Harry Potter glasses and the whitest New Balance sneakers on campus. Now, three years later and slightly more experienced, he has returned from the Halls of Olympus to ride into the sunset as the satire editor, hoping to continue entertaining, confusing, and creating new board games and ice cream flavors for the Bucknell community. Along with his editing responsibilities, Charles is the lead writer for the NBC sitcom The Bucknellian and a distributor of his mother’s luxury baked goods that he may or may not have been snacking on as he wrote this.

Charles Beers, Satire Editor

Apr 25, 2019
Satire editor is forcibly evicted from The Bucknellian after refusing to graduate (Story)
Apr 18, 2019
The Dad’s Guide to Admitted Students’ Day (Story)
Apr 11, 2019
Engineers dominate Canoe Battleship with cannon-filled dreadnought (Story)
Apr 04, 2019
Email chain goes viral after sick student messages the entire College of Arts & Sciences (Story)
Mar 29, 2019
Computer Science department’s March Madness algorithm creates first-ever winless bracket (Story)
Feb 14, 2019
“Sweet Victory” to be named new University alma mater (Story)
Nov 30, 2018
NBC Bucknellian sitcom renewed for second season (Story)
Nov 15, 2018
The Bucknellian presents: Which editor are you? (Story)
Nov 08, 2018
Breaking Buck: University professor and senior manufacture 99.1% pure answer keys, on the run from PSAFE (Story)
Nov 08, 2018
McDonnell Hall issues cease and desist to first-year’s early Christmas celebration (Story)
Nov 01, 2018
Beer Barn challenges new Natural Light 77-Pack with “Bucky Light” 144-Pack (Story)
Oct 25, 2018
“How to Be a Functioning Adult” course announced for spring graduates (Story)
Oct 19, 2018
Senior offers South Campus Apartment as Airbnb for Homecoming Weekend (Story)
Oct 19, 2018
Facebuck: University students establish social network after Facebook data leaks (Story)
Oct 05, 2018
On campus alone: Student left behind by parents during fall break (Story)
Oct 05, 2018
Unlucky sophomore has disastrous Employer Expo (Story)
Sep 27, 2018
Bull Run Trivia Night offered as senior quarter-credit class (Story)
Sep 27, 2018
Bucknellian fraternity explodes onto University social scene (Story)
Sep 20, 2018
Josh Peck cancels University lecture after running over Oprah (Story)
Sep 13, 2018
Kappa Delta Rho supporting suicide awareness (Media)
Sep 12, 2018
Biomed department discovers cure for University plague (Story)
Sep 06, 2018
Bucknellopoly creators announce new board games for Christmas 2018 (Story)
Sep 06, 2018
Disillusioned first years charter fraternity in McDonnell Hall (Story)
Sep 06, 2018
Civil War ignites after heated debate between arts and STEM majors (Story)
Sep 03, 2018
Charles Beers (Media)
Aug 30, 2018
University proposes Pottermore quizzes to sort first-year students (Story)
Aug 30, 2018
Bucky’s Declassified School Survival Guide (Story)
Nov 16, 2017
University Thanksgiving Day parade slated for this holiday season (Story)
Nov 16, 2017
This year’s satire in 280-character tweets (Story)
Nov 09, 2017
A night with the presidents turns into fierce rap battle (Story)
Nov 09, 2017
Who are the Amigos? (Story)
Nov 02, 2017
‘The Bucknellian’ sitcom coming to NBC (Story)
Oct 19, 2017
Fraternities sign initiative to turn downtown houses into eco-friendly saunas (Story)
Oct 19, 2017
President Trump reveals prototype wall built solely out of Legos (Story)
Oct 05, 2017
Introducing Bucknellopoly (Story)
Sep 21, 2017
Ben & Jerry’s announces new University-themed ice cream flavor (Story)
Sep 14, 2017
University releases plans to sell personalized iPhone Xs, effective 2018 (Story)
Sep 14, 2017
Intense Friday night study session shut down by PSAFE (Story)
Sep 14, 2017
First-year still thinks he’s on a college sitcom (Story)
Sep 07, 2017
Students gain superpowers after viewing eclipse through kaleidoscope glasses (Story)
Sep 07, 2017
Professor leaves class for five minutes, returns to find Smirnoff Ice in chair (Story)
Aug 31, 2017
University unveils plans for Academic North by Northwest in downtown Lewisburg (Story)
Aug 31, 2017
Interview against humanity (Story)
Apr 13, 2017
‘News organizations’ abandon journalistic integrity, promote personality quizzes (Story)
Apr 13, 2017
Griot Institute sponsors Caribbean outreach program to foster empathy, community (Story)
Apr 06, 2017
Members of President’s Sustainability Council discuss plans, respond to criticism (Story)
Mar 30, 2017
House Party Weekend: Four years later (Story)
Mar 30, 2017
Joint poetry and fiction reading by English professors highlights creative talents (Story)
Mar 09, 2017
Lights, camera, fire: Arts Residential College bus trip sidelined (Story)
Feb 09, 2017
Sexual assault case proves false, investigation ongoing (Story)
Feb 02, 2017
What Trump’s immigration ban means for international students (Story)
Jan 26, 2017
In Memoriam: Beth Bouchard (Story)
Dec 01, 2016
Letter of demands seeks to create sanctuary against hate (Story)
Nov 17, 2016
Room for change: Housing Services set to transform University’s room selection process (Story)
Oct 20, 2016
A new home for news (Story)
Sep 08, 2016
Students engage in wide variety of summer internships (Story)
Apr 28, 2016
University celebrates 400th anniversary of Shakespeare’s death (Story)
Apr 21, 2016
David Roediger challenges student perceptions of the middle class (Story)
Apr 14, 2016
Gravitational waves discovered, Universe exploration continues (Story)
Apr 14, 2016
Spring has sprung: Spring Awakening musical promises to captivate audience this weekend (Story)
Apr 07, 2016
8th annual pre-law panel: Alumni offer insight to aspiring lawyers (Story)
Mar 31, 2016
Card Services and Student Transit relocate (Story)
Mar 10, 2016
New academic journal provides outlet for excellence (Story)
Mar 03, 2016
Peggy Grande empowers students to unlearn boredom (Story)
Feb 25, 2016
Walk toward the fire: Conservative scholar challenges liberal views (Story)
Feb 18, 2016
Preview: Annual sustainability symposium (Story)
Feb 11, 2016
Anticipation builds for acclaimed scientist personality’s arrival (Story)
Feb 11, 2016
A spotlight on Zika: what it is, what it does, and why it matters (Story)
Feb 05, 2016
Alumnae discuss careers in literary publishing (Story)
Jan 27, 2016
Suspicious email (Story)
Dec 03, 2015
Different Perspectives Create Interesting Lessons (Story)
Nov 16, 2015
Bertschmann, Collins head University Communications as undergrad interns (Story)
Nov 12, 2015
Mwaba, Mohammed, appointed as college of arts and sciences’ undergraduate executive interns (Story)
Oct 29, 2015
Students, alumni celebrate newly-moved First Night (Story)
Oct 28, 2015
Writing Center holds final Personal Statement workshop of semester (Story)
Oct 01, 2015
Race Kiosk drives students toward immaterial differences (Story)
Sep 17, 2015
BSG discusses alcohol use, campus safety, and introduces committee slates (Story)
Sep 02, 2015
Badal assumes new title as Dean of Students (Story)
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